There was once an ugly girl from Bandoop
Who loved to socialize on Facebook
She made strangers her friends
And learnt the latest trends
With red goggles and high-heels, she now dons a new-brand look
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Old men play all kinds of games
Flirt and chat with idle dames
After some hard drink
You see them wink
Bashed up, they limp back home with a sprain
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A limerick is a kind of a witty, humorous, or nonsense poem, especially one in five-line anapestic or amphibrachic meter with a strict rhyme scheme (aabba), which is sometimes obscene with humorous intent. They are fun five line nonsense rhymes where the first, second and fifth line rhyme and the third and fourth line rhyme.
you are too good...well written
ReplyDeleteThese were fun. I really liked the second one; sounds like it was written about me . . . and now I walk with a cane.
ReplyDeletefunny ones, you write with wit.
ReplyDeleteloved them.
:)
loved them..
ReplyDeletewell done.
well done limericks.
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