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Saturday, August 01, 2009
Kisser Boy (Script Writing)
10.36 INT-NIBANA SOCIETY OFFICE CORRIDOR - DAY
WATCHMAN sits in the corridor, outside the society office on a low stool. He is watching from the door at the meeting session that is in progress inside the room. There are five committee members sitting in a circle. He can hear them all talking at once arguing amongst them selves. SECRETARY is examining the log book and accountant is making the bills. WATCHMAN sees EMRAAN HASHMI walk past him towards the room but he stops him from entering the office.
Hello! Where you going?
I need to talk to the secretary
You can’t, he is busy in the meeting, come back later
Don’t you know who I am?
(looks closely then blinks)
Oh yes I know who you are,
you are the serial kisser, right?
I have seen you in
do you also give kissing lessons.
Yes I do, but I will give
kissing lessons only after I
move into this building
You mean to say that
you are buying an apartment
here, in this building?
Thats right, and that is why I want
to meet the secretary
(lets out a soft whistle)
Wow! I really want to learn kissing.
You wait here, I will tell the secretary.
He goes in excitedly inside the office and starts to speak loudly pointing his finger towards the door.
Saab, there is EMRAAN HASHMI
waiting outside, who wants to meet you,
its that same guy, you might know him.
The one who goes moochy moochy in all his films
Yeah, yeah, we know him,
tell him to come later, we are busy now.
Saab. talk to him na,
it will be so nice if he is lives in this building,
imagine our meeting will start with new
kissing postures every month, *kitna maza ayega na*?
Now, that is the reason we cannot give him
NOC certificate. We have *jawan choris* in the society,
there will be no morality left
Morality? You mean kissing is like losing one’s morality?
(Nodding his head)
Exactly, the way he kisses, *Besharam!*
By this time EMRAAN HASHMI has already followed the watchman inside the office and is standing behind him
Hey, you kisser boy, we told you na
that we cannot give you NOC certificate,
didn’t you understand?
Why? You are being very unfair.
Unfair? arrey you will corrupt the *chokris*
in our building and then Shiv Sena will
make our life miserable
What has Shiv Sena got to do with this society?
Don’t u know that Shiv Sena is very much
against foreign culture. In India, we don’t
kiss mouth to mouth in open public, *Bhaiyas*
on the road get very excited. In India, we only
hug, body to body, full length, but no kissing,
you understand, you kisser boy?
See mister there is nothing wrong with kissing,
it is only mouth to mouth, no body touching at all,
you don’t want body touching, I don’t touch,
if that is the way you like it. Come,
I will show you how harmless it is.
EMRAAN HASHMI walks towards the secretary and gives him a long kiss.
Hey, move away, help, oh! you bloody gay
SECRETARY falls on the ground unconscious and the other committee members run out of the room. WATCHMAN looks at EMRAAN HASHMI hungrily, smiling ear to ear.
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